vault meat

The most absolutely horrendous rip-off of a mod ever seen. Not only does the girl in Vault Meat look like a whore herself, the artist is (most likely) a hairy cave virgin who wastes its useless time drawing porn about anything (i.e. Rule 34)

Virgin: "Vault Meat iz naut onli beutyfol butt allso reliztik!1 Juzt lewk at doze boobeez und poosy!1 Den she gro a deek!1 Bezt mod evah!1"

Human: "I ultimately regret missing the chance to drink bleach."

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meat gazer

A flamy guy who likes to stare at another mans package. One who tries not to be gay in front of his straight friends but fails miserably. They all know he likes the man meat but he still tries to fit in and act straight. The meat gazer is usually in a denial stage and doesn't want his rep at school to go down so he tries anything to not be gay such as saying a girl is hot. But no one can take him seriously with his silly little pussy way of talking.

When you are walking down the hall and he comments on someones matching schemes.
When your at the beach and he scared to take his shirt off because of his love handles.
Sits with all his little girlfriends and gossips during lunchtime.
His two bestfriends are girls and you know he has never thought about hooking up with them.
You know he is a meat gazer when he nevers calls anyone gay or laughs at gay jokes.

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tit meat

meat from tits that you can grill and/ or bake. goes great with mustered, mayonnaise, or pickles...but i mean plain is good also.

fried tit meat and slap some condiments on that shit and your good to go;)
bfhlove

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Donna meat

The large brown piece of what i can only describe as 'shit' you see in take away shops.

Wheather this can actually be called meat is debateable.

Upon asking my local take away employee what it is made of, he replied:

"elephants leg! Chester Zoo!"

Though as this mans job is to make kebabs for the rest of his life, i couldnt personally take his judgement as definate fact

Hungry Drunkard: "is donna meat actually made from lamb?"

Take away empolyee: "if you consider an elephants leg to be lamb, yes."

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meat head

dick head, there's not much more to it than that

Dude your being such a meat head

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meat whistle

Nice hard thick cock that a woman can't wait to get her mouth on.

Nicole couldn't wait any longer and ripped off Ned's drawz to get to his meat whistle

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raw meat

to check if you have just eaten raw meat, look underneath you right foot, and if you have eaten raw meat there will be a red do the size of a dime

crap, I think i just ate some raw meat, at least I can check on my right foot

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