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Adair you to keep a straight face

What you jokingly say to someone as you're turning off da Iowa interstate to show him da famous sunshine-yellow water-tower wif da smileyfaces painted on it.

Tour bus driver, smilingly speaking to his passengers over the PA system as he's pulling off I-80 at Exit 76: Okay, Folks --- here we are at "the happiest town on Earth" --- Adair you to keep a straight face when you see their water-tower!

by QuacksO June 13, 2019


The straights

Slang for *those* straight people. Generally not used for all straight people Just ones who are Homophobic and make breeding/being homophobic their personality.

"Eww the straights found my post! they're commenting my pronouns are nor/mal"

I went to my cousins wedding yesterday, There were a ton of the straights there asking me when I'm going to get a wife and kids 🤮

by tempestACAB August 12, 2021


The straights

The heterosexual population, in contrast to the gays or the queers.

What’s with all the weird gender role bullshit? The straights are not okay.

by zealasquigs December 27, 2022


Straight sexual

A straight retard who won’t get their head out their ass and don’t feel included because straight people don’t already get enough love and they have to take over the LGBT community as well so they feel included and something that is not for them.

Idiot: Hey I’m straight sexual!
Everyone: Kill yourself.

by Unga booga pussy fart December 18, 2022


Straight deeope out there

To smash a coffee and go destroy a sesh at the jetties

Get Sykingggg! It's Straight deeope out there

by Thecitymayor February 13, 2019


straight to face

When you really want to eat something.

instead of letting the cupcakes cool, they went straight to face

by Kildonon February 19, 2018


Straight man energy

The worst type of energy that is exuded by cis-het men.

The straight man energy is speaking VOLUMES about you right now.

Get your straight man energy away from me!

by LingDanc803 October 04, 2023