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i horny cunt that is a fucking tease, doesnt send dick pics, nuts on everything he sees and some times goes by the name bob. He eats cum all day whilst fingering his asshole and fucking one of his cats.
look at that baywee paul over there was a nagger
A drunk man named Paul with a speach impediment that sells bongs.
Paul boggs opened up a bong store called Pauls boggs.
v. when you have to screenshot an emoji to an Android user because the new iOS emojis aren't available yet
That bitch Jane has an Android so I have to keep Paul Pierce-ing her the middle finger emoji.
To take a shit in less than 3 minutes
Hey watch my drink, I’m gonna go take a Paul Pierce
Formula 1's in house RETARD consistently ruining every fans race experience with his idiotic jokes forcing crofty to make that awkward little laugh because the joke want funny
look at Paul DI Resta over there, what a munted retard
he’s a big pussy but can grow a fat ass mullet with a nice 2 inch chode
Paul Nichols is a badass bitch
He's that guy who leaves you speachless every second of the day. He's someone you would be crazy to let go. He cares about his girl with all his heart and treats her like she's the rarest flower in the universe. He protects her and treasures her with all hs heart. He is truely that guy who will make you laugh till you pee your pants, squeal with happiness cause he is the one who knows all your "tickle spots" ;) and make it seem like you are the only ones on Earth. If you are sad then he's sad and will hold u close till all your worries are gone. If you are happy then he's happy. He goes out of his way to make you smile 24/7. He's the guy who wants to talk to you all the time and knows that he can come to you about anything and everything. He's always there to talk to and make you feel better no matter what is wrong. He's that guy who you have everything in common with and you practically read each other's minds. He's never angry with you and he never argues with you because there never is anything to argue about. He's funny, sexy, smart, supportive, makes you feel like your beautiful, caring, amazing, a talented muscian, and perfect in every way. He loves all the good things about you plus all the things that either go unnoticed or unwanted. He supports you through everything and would do anything to make your dreams come true. He's that guy that you love so much you can't even describe it or how happy he makes you feel. He is that someone who is your everything.
Dylan Paul Johnston is my sun, moon, stars, Earth, air... well... you might as well just say he is my universe.