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People act retarded on this day and this day only. Every acts like a retard!
Guy#1:Why are you camping behind that bush in call of duty
Guy#2:ITS NATIONAL RETARD DAY
MAY 23RD - celebrate ur retard homies
homie 1: yo sug happy birthday!
sug in question: it’s march 23rd…my birthdays in july?
homie 1: yea but it’s national retard day!
A person residing in a first world country, most likely Caucasian with lots of time to waste, that thinks the whole fucking world revolves around them and their schizophrenic political views (Left or Right).
“Qanon told me that Big homo is trying to turn me into a beta male by feeding me soy burgers and putting fluoride in the water and this makes sense because my friends that are allergic to Olanzapine all think the same thing and also Ted K is fucking based.”
Or
“I am a lesbian, trans woman that is punching up and fighting the patriarchy by getting in screaming matches about esoteric gender concepts I learned about on Reddit with people that barely graduated highschool because it heightens my chances of getting that sweet superiority complex bump”
“Damn those people got like, politically induced retardation or something. If only they found a hobby that didn’t piss everyone else off”
A condition where someone is incapable of flowing within a crowd and is apparently oblivous to other pedestrians around.
Oh your from Wellington New Zealand? You must be 'pedestrianarily retarded'.
1. The act of explaining something so simple that only a retard wouldn't already know.
2. The act of explaining something to someone as if they are retarded.
"it really depends on how you want togo about playing it. If you want to be more tanky go with an HP bonus, of you want self sustain then go for regen"
"Why are you retard-splaining to me?"
Any people below age of consent (infants, toddlers, childrens, pre-teens. teens, and young adults)
Why?
Because:
1. They cannot consent to have sex, the prerequisite for you to able for consenting to sex is you're smart enough and sane enough to agree with it
2. They only know how to play and being happy, and didn't give a fuck about pains
3. They eschew responsibility, victim playing
4. (For pre-teens up to young adults) They live on their parent's basement, rather than get a life
5. They too idiot for take a risk, i mean---they need to die to know if poison is dangerous
6. They too easy to label anything that didn't suit their ego as toxic
O, borderline retarded incels, get a life dude
A half-human, garden-spud hybrid. Barely considered a person, someone who is borderline retarded is someone who shows every trait of mental retardation in every possible faculty.
Person 1: "She said 'good morning' at 5PM"
Person 2: "'Cause she's borderline retarded"