Courtesy Sandwich

A sandwich presented to one while being dumped by their significant other as a form of break-up severance.

"Dude I heard Stephanie broke up with with you"
"Yeah that bitch was crazy, but I got this dank ass turkey club as a courtesy sandwich"

Felix Sandwich

Trying to cry discretely between two groups of hikers.
Often occurs to people who have depression and try to treat it by going on walks and hikes in woods and mountains.

"How was your trip to the mountains?"
"It was quite good, until my depression kicked in and I got trapped in a Felix Sandwich."

Sandwich Job

The act of eating a sandwich, while oral sex is performed on you.

requires:

two pieces of bread, lettuce, tomato, mayo (or miracle whip if preferred) and one female willing to make sandwich and perform oral.

girl: you want a sandwich?
dude: hell ya i want a sandwich!!!
girl: how about a blow job too??
dude: a sandwich job?! you just made my night.

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Pickled Sandwich

Someone who's nothing but a pussy. Someone who has zero testosterone in their body and is positively bitchy and whiny. They also don't push themselves hard enough, but you and they know damn well they can do better.

Dave: What's up with Matt? Why's he acting like such a bitch? Jess definitely likes her.
Josh: He's a fucking pickled sandwich. Just watch how he talks to any woman ever and you'll get what I'm talking about

Sandwiching

1: A racially charged term referring to the slaves on a ship during the slave trade being stacked on top of each other body to body to maximize efficiency.
2: Sleeping between your mattress and the box spring/floor

I've been "sandwiching" for weeks now, maybe months, I'm starting to wonder if I'll ever make it out of here alive.

Scoobie Doo Sandwich

A person getting spitroasted by 2 masked people. When both masked people finish, they then reveal their faces.

"Bro did you hear about Velma get the Scoobie Doo Sandwich?? Yeah Old Man Rogers and Fred did it during Halloween."

astronaut icecream sandwich

ive saw in my dreams but i couldnt taste it inside dream, its all because i didnt taste irl, and i have no memory of tasting it thats why

i want astronaut icecream sandwich