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Someone who is able to do perverted things while keeping a straight face.
Him: Do you wanna use the BDSM kit and the dildo tonight?
Her: w-what? Don't say such perverted things with a straight face!
Him: What do you mean?
Her: You're acting like such a Straight-faced Pervert!
Cool, awesome, rad, neat, stupendous, insanely amazing, undeniably pimp, off the hook (chain, hizzle, etc.) tight, krunk, kicking incomprehensible amounts of ass, the greatest thing EVER.
"Dude, that band Broadmoore is straight thro!"
Progressively Straight
/Pro-gre-siv-ly/ /stray-ate/
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1. A straight heterosexual man or woman who finds out that they had sex with a trans-person or hermaphrodite and accepts the fact they are technically bisexual but, they prefer to be heterosexual (straight) and are ok with being in a relationship with a trans-person or hermaphrodite.
Progressively Straight
"A straight, white, cisgender, normative, homophobe, patriarchy, wasp (white anglo-saxon protestant) who fucks trannys, trans-women, hermaphrodites, and deep throats their dicks but, identifies as a straight man."
“You phoque-n lion breeder!”
Progressively Straight
A heterosexual man or woman who has sex with a hermaphrodite or a transgender person and considers themselves straight even though they are technically bisexual.
Progressively Straight
A cisgender, heteronormative, white Angle Saxon male who has sex with a trannys, hermaphrodites, and transgender people and sucks their dicks but still concerns himself straight.
Progressively Straight
A heterosexual man or woman who has sex with a hermaphrodite or a transgender person and considers themselves straight even though they are technically bisexual.
Progressively Straight
A cisgender, heteronormative, white Angle Saxon male who has sex with a trannys, hermaphrodites, and transgender people and sucks their dicks but still concerns himself straight.
A heterosexual man or woman who has sex with a hermaphrodite or a transgender person and considers themselves straight even though they are technically bisexual.
Progressively Straight
A cisgender, heteronormative, white Anglo Saxon male who has sex with trannys, hermaphrodites, and transgender people and sucks their dicks but still considers himself straight.
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