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World re known actor of such movies as: Poltergeist, The Family Stone, Blades of Glory and many more. Best known for his many years as Coach Hayden Fox on the popular 90's sitcom "Coach". In my humble opinion Craig T Nelson could give Chuck Norris the beating of a lifetime.
Top 12 Reasons Why Craig T. Nelson is Better Than Chuck Norris:
Craig T doesn’t fail he just evolves into a better form of perfection
Craig T can make the kessel run in under 3 parsecks.
Craig T is so powerful that he convinced that Borg that resistance is indeed futile.
Craig T transcends all space and time and can scientifically be in more than one place at one time.
In the past Craig T Nelson once collided with a huge planet sized celestial body - We now call it the asteroid belt.
Craig T gives bacon heart attacks
Craig T is such an awesome coach that he took the Minnesota Screaming Eagles to 12 College Championships and the team doesn’t even exist.
Have you ever seen anyone do a Craig T impression? No One Dares!!
Craig T was once asked to act his way out of a paper bag ~ The bag was never seen again
Craig T jerked off once and there was a kid there in the morning.
One day Craig T went camping and had to shit. 3 days later there stood Chuck Norris.
Craig T saved GEICO 50% off THEIR car insurance.
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Happens when a person running (note: not a runner) runs with their arms tucked into their armpits and forgets to swing them in stride. Their arms look tiny and they look like a big goofy T-Rex.
Wow, that poor guy clomped by with t-rex syndrome. I could hear him from the other side of the street.
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When you take a bath and your washrag has a long brown streak on it.
Matt took a T-Boy bath and had to throw away his washrag.
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been there, done that, got the T-shirt to prove it.
So y'all getting married? ... naw, been there, done that, got the T-shirt to prove it.
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A quick, great handling, piece of crap built by Chrysler/Dodge. Would be a great compact car if things would quit breaking and falling off. Great if you wanna show a Honda Civic how shitty it really is. A good buy if you want something cheap that doesnt have to have lots of money put into it for good performance. Good engine, transmission, and suspension but everything else likes to break.
Look at that Neon R/T break that Civic's balls.
Haha, that Neon R/T killed that Saturn but lost a, wait, what is that, well something fell off in the process.
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The act of growling and barking n the sidelines of a football game/practice then going and laying out a fagget churchville chili kid who thinks he is cool when he kicks and punches the other teams players.
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An awesome band from Chicago. They have some really great songs but it all went down the toilet with the song "Hey There Delilah." Don't get me wrong, its a beautiful song but with that one song a bunch of burn-outs started claiming the loved the Plain White T's even though that's the only song they've ever heard.
Burn-out: I love the Plain White T's!
PWT's fan: What's your favorite song from "Every Second Counts?"
Burn-out: "Hey There Delilah" duh!!!
PWT's: Have you heard "Come Back to Me?"
Burn-out: No
PWT's fan: How about "Figure it Out?"
Burn-out: No...
PWT's fan: "Friends don't let friends dial drunk?"
Burn-out: Uhhh... what???
PWT's fan: Exactly. You don't even know who the Plain White T's are so shut the fuck up bitch!!!
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