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When a female drops a watery brown bath on your man package then proceeds to use the fecal stew as a lubricant for hand jobs galore.
We had no lotion so my friends mom showed me the true wonders of a Mexican Mud Jerk.
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soap operas you will find In the spanish channels on your DirectTV,Dish and or cable they are usually full of sexy Latinas you would kill to have sex with
Example-Mexican soap operas
Ricardo- instead of celebrities being movie stars in mexico the movie stars are actually the people who star in the Soap Operas
Roberto- oh you mean like Angelique Boyer
Ricardo Exactly
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From Devils Rejects
A woman sticks a wick in the dick of her partner and proceeds to dip his Balls in Hot wax.
Candy says the mexican hot dip is the most popular item on the menu
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A fungus you pick up normally on your feet when you swim in a pool that used for bath instead of a pool by the local landscape worker.
After swimming in the neighbors pool, my foot started to itch and breakout from Mexican Nut Fungus.
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When you are taking a power shit from eating too much mexican food and all of a sudden you have the urge to throw up as well. You then proceed to stand up in the middle of your shit, turn around and heave your guts into your spicy shit soup. Named for the famous "two steps" it takes to turn around and the "Mexican" origin of the shit/puke.
Guy 1: "Hey! What'd you end up doing last night? I didn't see you after we went out for dinner at Pedro's."
Guy 2: "Ya sorry man, I had a terrible case of Mexican two-step last night. Those Enchiladas really messed my shit up."
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while a male is fucking a female doggy style he shits in his hand and proceeds to slap her in the face with it.
My girlfriend wanted to have sex with me after fajita night...i gave her a Mexican Mud Pie
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Having immigrated to the United States, whether it be legally or illegally, many Mexican youths become "Vatos" and "Esse's" to find solidarity and common bond within street gangs. These uneducated, Spanish slurring "drains on society" have no real life value at all, and further hinder the United States' "free lunch" social systems in terms of healthcare and housing. Like gangs of the past times and centuries, Mexican Gang Bangers identify themselves with stereotypical fashion statements and indemnifying traits, such as "murder tattoos". Most murder tattoos for these bottom feeders are tear drops down the corner of the eye, or crucifixes. Their fashion usually consists of Dickies worker pants, shaved heads, goateed facial hair, wife beater undershirts and flannel shirts, buttoned one at the top. Mexican Gang Bangers usually start their day with eating a healthy breakfast of methamphetamines or marijuana, then their day usually consists of sitting around mama's house, drinking 40 oz malt liquor and possibly a trip to the corner outside to try and hassle a white person out of their wallet or purse by means of gunpoint threats. Like gangs before, Mexican Gang Bangers drain a society of it's resources, because in the United States, "Something for Nothing" just doesn't work at all. Instead of attaining a job and putting into society through taxes, insurance, and labor, these greasers use free healthcare provided in low-income neighborhoods ar free clinics, and then spread HIV and other diseases through their use of drugs and sexual practices on children. Rather than get an education and learn to speak English, "Vatos" would rather use the age-old "Hispanic excuse" of "culture" as a means to justify their ignorance and uselessness in society as a whole subdivision of illiterate Mexican immigrants.
Mexican Gang Bangers like to sling crack and methamphetamines to naive people in their own community.
I saw a couple of Mexican Gang Bangers on the corner the other day, trying to intimidate middle class families walking by.
Mexican Gang Bangers don't learn to speak english, their "culture" caters to them and they don't have to.
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