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My Girlfriend...
If You Fans Of Her Make Anymore Sexual Or
Vile Comments About Her On Instagram Or PornHub.
I Will Do Something About It
Goth Egg: *Posts On Instagram*
Random Nasty Guy: Omg, You're So Hot.
A Different Random Guy On PornHub: I Came So Hard To This
Me When I See This: SHUT THE FUCK U-
When Bill Nye is sweet talking you.
Hey girl, can I boil an egg in your house?
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a wonderful among us bean in the seiries GameToons, which is a shitty animation and storytelling company that likes money. mr egg is an amazing, british, pink/orange/maroon, cute among us character in among us logic. a seires that wasnt shit.
human 1: my favorite character in aul is mr egg!
human 2: didnt he replace mr cheese?
human 1: the gentleman replaced mr cheese dumbass
A nicer way of telling someone " you don't know what you are talking about because you butted into a conversation you had no business butting into in the first place"
Parents talking and son interrupts : can I go to a Trump rally with my gf Jessica?
Parents : drive yourself away by all means necessary. Btw since you came from a great cosmic egg, you can also learn some manners and not interrupt us when we are talking.
another way of telling someone that you want them out of your conversation because they were not initially part of it and hence don't know even what the convo is about when they butt in
why are you interrupting, stop changing the subject; you came from a great cosmic egg
It’s when your GFs cooking breakfast and tells you you dropped something and when you bend over to pick it up she whispers in your ear (f me) you say, now? And she says yea now. And you just whip it out all angry and BAM you shove it in. And right away you feel crunch and suddenly it’s cold. She laughs. She says, Says fuck off. How’d you like that whispering egg?
John went fishing instead of shopping. Next morning he had whispering eggs for breakfast.
When a woman doesn't tell you she has a yeast infection and you discover her supository during oral or fingering.
Sarah and I were watching that new Marvel movie and I discovered her yeaster egg.