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A blumpkin, specifically in which the receiving party is in a port-a-potty
You thought a blumpkin was satisfying? Well, a blue-water blumpkin is a whole new realm of pleasure
A fucking huge ass cock with the girth of a fucking water bottle
"Ohhhh no here comes Caden with his Water Bottle Cock"
to drink water
I decided to water my throat because I was thirsty.
Water Balloon Titties is when a man's "boobs" feel supple and warm like water balloons. Hence the name Water Ballon Titties. Possessing the physical qualities and touch of water balloons. They tend to jiggle too.
Wow David! You got some jiggly ass Water Balloon Titties!
I love the way your Water Balloon Titties feel.
Hey David! You sure you don't need a sports bra for those Water Balloon Titties? Haha just kidding, but you do have some severe jiggle...
When your old lady takes a piss in the middle of the night and lets the yellow mellow & you take a morning piss into the paper and it blows up like a jellyfish.
I got up this morning and took a piss and made the biggest piss water jellyfish you have ever seen.
piss toilet urine
When a male and female counterpart engage in an intense session of ass- eating... underwater.
I heard you popped and Indonesian water snake on that bimbo. Nice, bro.
The act of butt-chugging sangria.
There were no girls at the frat party so nobody drank the sangria. At 1am the beer ran out so the guys decided to spanish water dog it.