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jakes

jakes are the feds or anyone who can arrest you

the jakes made sure george floyd couldnt breathe

by annie gur April 29, 2021


Jake

Jake kun. He’s a real big otaku. And his favorite American show is my little pony, he commonly refers to himself as a “brony”and one time showed me a closet fun of guns with Apple Jack stickers on them, and then whispered into my ear, “I’m saving these for my birthday” he also loves eggnog

Jake please don’t bring those guns to school

by 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑 April 14, 2024


Jake

HOT AS FUCK
60000 FEET DICK
DEEP BLUE EYES
BIG BOOTY
HOT AS FUCK
BIGGUS DICKUS
SMART AF
WET BREAST

ONE HALF DEAD EARBUD
ENTITLED TO JAMES' CHEESE
LITLLE BIT GAY

JAKE PEGGED ME
JAKE JAKED ME
ILL DO A JAKE

by 60,000 FEET DICK February 22, 2022


Jake

the cutest guy around hes the bestest friend anyone could ask for if you ever get a chance to be his boyfriend and his bestfriend then you got lucky

OMG have you met Jake hes Maizy boyfriend wow is she lucky

by mjdolly April 4, 2018


Jake

Jake is athletic, cute, hot, funny, nice. Jake is everything you would want in a guy. Jake’s tall and has the hottest body ever. His eyes are a beautiful brown. He’s the smartest guy I know. Hes the love of my life.

I love you Jake.

by Morgan_zoe7 April 20, 2021


Jake

Some next shitter at valorant cant aim to save his life

shit = jake

by Jake. t November 25, 2022


Jake

Typically a man who doesn’t support his child for years then has another child with another woman and then he wants to be apart of his first kids life, but only because the new girl is making him.

Did you use a condom? You don’t want to end up with a Jake.

by Totesgerman September 3, 2020