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Apple sauce people are better than those “boomer” things
“I’m from the APPLE SAUCE PEOPLE generation, and that makes me superior to you!”
When the scrotum is grabbed, folded in half and then stepped on.
Dude, I asked Tommy to taco the apple cart and he called me a bastard.
YES FINALLY ITS CHARG- oh its gone
Hey guys my apples battery just died within 2 milliseconds
Apple Cider Hole is another word for pussy
Damn I need to get some Apple Cider Hole
To which point you can scroll to year one on the Apple Calendar and witness for yourself that 1 A.D. was the longest year ever.
“Have you seen an Apple-24-0001?”
*scrolls all the way up*
“HOLY HELL”
When an Asian person hypnotized the apple. They put salt on it.
Person 1, ewww what’s on those apples?
Asian person, SALT!! YUMMY
Person 1, are those salty apples?
Aisan person,YESSSS