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when you are having sex on all fours
"oi dave what did you do this weekend"?
"well Al, i was on a knobout round my mates gaff and i was terrorising this bird, and there i was hanging out the back of it when my mate burst in" !!
" i said you know i looked good hanging out the back of it though init"!!
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Look out or backs you up, supports you in whatever choices or decisions you make, protects you from harm in the world as well as protecting you from harmful people. Sticks up for you when or doesnt allow others to or are talk/talking about you
Just know I HAVE YOUR BACK no matter what you decide.
Dont worry I'll HAVE YOUR BACK if anything happens
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A bitch to bring as back up to an event such as a concert, party, etc... basically any social event, as insurance for getting laid incase the social event isn't providing bitches that are bangable.
Awesome guy one: "dude! let's go see def leppard and hit on some milfs!"
Awesome guy two: "i'm down but we better bring some back up bitches incase they all turn out to be cracked out moms."
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In days of yore; olden times; mythical past where the girlies were hot, the beer cold, and the nintendo worked perfectly without having to blow inside the cartridge; the good old days
Back in the diz-ay you could get two packs of Bubble Yum AND a can of coke for a dollar, and still have enough money to go play a game of Mario Bros.
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It really refers to a Lone Ranger episode from the fifties.....
As the Lone Ranger enters the ranch house the announcer states: "Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Tonto, disguised as a doorknob, came off in the Lone Ranger's hand".
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someone who likes it up the ass
mty teacher Mr Douce is a back door bandit
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To relieve oneself of carnal desire while experiencing personnel shortages..
To knock one out.
To unwind the clockweights.
The unloading of crew from the submarine.
To furiously masturbate.
"What a darned inopportune time to ring me,I was getting seriously aroused at the sight of J-Lo in this flashdance knockoff music video,and was about to make the beast with one back.....Now fuck off while i av a wank.
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