anti-boner sex

having sex without an erection.

Dave and I had anti-boner sex.

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Pull a Boner

To make a stupid mistake due to lack of adequate contemplation or thoughtfulness. Originated from the fact that boners do not need much thought to take form.

Son: Dad, how'd you get the truck stuck trying to pull the car out of the snowbank?
Father: Ah, I pulled a boner.

Sergent: Don't pull a boner.
Bomb Squad Member: Alright.

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Fifth grade boner

A boner that does not let you concentrate on anything but fifth grade fantasies and does nothing but remind you of the fifth grade and confuses everyone around you

person 1:"I have a raging fifth grade boner right now"
person 2"what the fuck are you talking about??"

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Bill Nye the Boner Guy

there was this viagra commercial
the old dude looked like Bill Nye

Person A:Hey dude, guess what?
Person B:What?
Person A:I was watching a Viagra commercial and guess who i saw?
Person B:Who?
Person A:Bill Nye the Boner Guy

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out like a boner in sweatpants

Embellishment of the word "out." This phrase is appropriate to use whenever simply saying "out" is too boring. This may be most often used as an away message on AOL Instant Messenger. The phrase can, however, find use within other contexts.

There are several variations of this phrase, including:
out like a fat kid in dodgeball
out like a blind kid in musical chairs
out like Janet Jackson's right nipple
out like a white guy in a jumping contest
out like handicap parking at the special olympics
out like your mom in a beauty pageant
out like a midget in a dunk contest
out like Helen Keller in hide-and-go-seek
off like heads in the French Revolution
off like a prom dress

The goal of such phrases is to be shocking, crude, or disrespectful in some way in the embellishment of the word.

We're goin' to the bars, so I'm out like a boner in sweatpants.

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Cool boner bro

A suitable way to articulate your lack of interest in a male after he forcibly thrusts his erection in the direction of your butthole whilst spooning with him; also an appropriate response to a photograph of a boner sent via text or E-mail.

An adaption of the infamous cool story bro

Chess: Yeah so I was totes spooning with Seth last night, and he kept pushing his boner into my ass. I was like cool boner bro.

Anke: Dude, I said that when Jack told me he was hard.

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knuckle boner

Total looser. Jack Ass. worthless tit.

HOLY SHIT look at this Knuckle boner!

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