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when your in traffic trying to make a turn but can't due to a vehicle in the on-coming vehicle in front of you trying to turn in your direction, also blocking your route caused by on coming traffic for them as well, slowing you down yet even longer.
Why are you late for work? "i got into some car-frontation on the way here
August 11th Is national CAR SEX DAYYY it’s the day where you find ya favorite broad & crack em inna whip
“ aye arackz is national car sex dayyyy”
August 11th Is national CAR SEX DAYYY it’s the day where you find ya favorite broad & crack em inna whip
“ arackz it’s national car sex dayyyyy”
A specific type of joke where you name a part from a very specific model/year of car as part of a sex joke.
'I can't bust a nut without a poster of 2001 Toyata Corolla wrapped around my head'
'Well, I can't orgasm without a windshield wipe of a 1998 Bentley Arnage up my ass.'
'Those are Car Insid-'er Jokes'
A car usually inhabited by 4 chavy bastards. More often than not bought by the driver's mum, Largely They include, but not exclusive to, Ford Fiestas and Volkswagen Golfs, Can be heavily customized because they think it's "cool". Often seen out side McDonalds or KFC. Occupants are usually looking for a fight for no apparent reason.
Look at that lot on their wang car. What a bunch of fuck knuckles.
A used vehicle that was a rental car.
The car rental place just filled our lots with Program Cars. We are going to make some serious sells of these used cars.
When a Asian chick licks your asshole...
I wanted to go to the car wash, and she said I'll give you a Asian Car wash