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Dick Cheney

The ornamental links that attach your prince albert to your king john.

As the bikini-clad blonde passed by, his dick cheney grew taut.

by StanfordEnglishMajor October 20, 2007

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Dick Cheney

The most evil man on earth, also known as Satan, el diablo, the prince of darkness

Get behind me Dick Cheney!!!!!

by Nadge September 24, 2009

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dick-nic

(n.) The act of taking that special lady (or man) you like out on a sunny afternoon with a basket of delectable treats, a bottle of red wine of moderate vintage, and of course the key ingredient: your dick. Which you will then proceed to give them rapturously and passionately for the remainder of the afternoon and/or evening.

GUY 1: Hey man, I heard you were talking to that new girl. Are you two doing anything this weekend?

GUY 2: Yeah dude, I'm gonna take that bitch to the park for a dick-nic.

GUY 1 and GUY 2: *High-Five*

by themilkchugger October 18, 2011

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Starving Dick

An expression to describe immense hunger

Dude, let's get some food. I'm starving DICK.

by TheBrohaan August 22, 2010

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dick noose

A girlfriend or lover who uses great sex to keep a man around who obviously does not want to be there or to keep a man in the home when he is about to leave with friends.

noun
I tried to leave but I'm caught in a dick noose.
adjective
That dick noose won't let me leave.

by Gavin B June 10, 2007

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Dick puppet

Noun: When a man gets fucked in the asshole so hard that his dick is used as a puppet by the top, usually used in a threesomes to fuck a third male in the ass.

"Dude, Kev wore Dave as a dick puppet last night right into Tim's asshole."

by WeenMaster September 25, 2017

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dick baguette

A French man that is a complete dick

Dude, Francis is a total dick baguette.

by The Almighty Cornholio December 10, 2013

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