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When a woman hides her year of birth on facebook in an attempt to conceal true age, and one must use life events such as graduation photos to gain an approximate age. Similar to the archeological use of Radiocarbon Dating to estimate the age of an artifact by the half-life decay of it's surroundings.
She told me she was 24 but after Facebook carbon dating her photos it turned out she graduated high school last year.
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When someone "likes" a comment you have made on another person's status, and you "like" the same comment in response.
This is the first recorded use of the Facebook High Five between the accredited inventor Jason Dominguez, and his friend Gary Wynans, and serves as an example of it's use:
Gary Wynans applaud this man!
9 minutes ago · Unlike · 2
Jason Dominguez The way to applaud on facebook is the double like... it can also be used as a virtual high five... let me show you....
8 minutes ago · Like
Gary Wynans i WISH facebook had a high 5 button
6 minutes ago · Like
Jason Dominguez This is serve as proof we invented it... Don't delete this status... we may be coming into a nice fat check pretty soon!
5 minutes ago · Like
Jason Dominguez UP HIGH!
4 minutes ago · Unlike · 2
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an expression used by an asocial person who joined facebook just for the heck of it or maybe peer pressure but repeatedly deactivates his account as he is depressed by the prevalent dumbfucksia in facebook which throttles his creativity and sanity.
what one does outta frustration when repeated cold-fingering on facebook is just not enough to show the people who come up with idiotic or melodramatic status that they are just being morons.
KD's new status reads "Gonna stay alone 4rm now on.... than laugh with da people who hate you but acts like dey love you"..dude,cant take this melodrama anymore .i am so outta facebook again! or m gonna jump off the roof..
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When you are in a relationship with someone and you decide to display it on Facebook to everyone you know. This can be tricky because if the other person isn't ready for this or they don't think it is a serious relationship, they may not accept it, possibly causing turmoil in the relationship.
Hey buddy, do you think I should put my relationship with ____ on Facebook? If she says yes, we'd be in a Facebook Official Relationship!
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Sucking at being social. Even when it's not face to face.
I didn't realize that I sucked at Facebook!
- I suck at facebook
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This occurs when someone you are talking to on Facebook chat accidentally messages you something intended for someone else.
Me: "Dude I was talking to Stef last night and she said I was good looking for a black guy.."
John: "You're not black..."
Me: "I know... I don't get it.."
John: "A typical example of Facebook Chat Cheating my friend.."
Me: ?
John: "You're not the only one she's talking to ;)"
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Females who generally post status updates relating to how boys are jerks, douches, assholes etc. becuase they break hearts. Ironically they are the ones who go for guys way out of their leauge and ignore the guy who they would be best with.
They are most likely planning world domination and taking all males as slaves.
John Beefcake
"Ugh, more statuses about how guys suck, the Facebook Bitch Cult is taking over!"
Sam Brown
"Guys suck, guys cheat, guys break hearts, guys are players, guys lie"
2 minutes ago
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Shaniqua Liqua
"S(he) Be(lie)ve(d)"
6 minutes ago.
6 people like this
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