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When a female gets oral sex while taking a dump in the upper tank of a toilet.
It’s like a female blumpkin mixed with an upper decker.
Sara gave me a blumpkin last week. I returned the favor by hooking her up with a dirty fish tank in the restroom at the mall.
Skawesome upbeat ska band, who just released their newest album, "We're Not Happy 'Til You're Not Happy".
Go to www.reel-big-fish.com, and then buy all their albums, and give them the rest of your money
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A contact in your phone that you have no memory about. Maybe some one you met on a night out and had a memorable feature about them that (at the time) you thought would trigger your memory the following morning.
John: "Hey who's this contact in your phone "Sexy Sally from the bar"
Chris: "Oh that's a Fish Pie Sue I have no idea who it is."
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OK..... here in the UK, we are deprived of most small bands from the US. Reel Big Fish were formed in California (I think) in the early-mid nineties (I think).
They are a highly skilled ensemble band, ska, rock and a totally wicked horn section. Aaron Barrett fronts and writes most with Scot Klopfstein, or something like that (trumpet, vocals & guitar)... Matt Wong, Bass, is God, apparently!
Surprised by the other definitions about them being really happy. Not my take on it... After slogging away and having relative success before MTV hit 'Sell Out' they appear to be rueing the past (unless this is really clever ironic self-parody). 'Cheer Up & 'We're Not Happy'.... definitely have dark edges to them about not making it and hating No Doubt (here; here) I think Aarondated the lovely Gwen Stefani - well you would be miserable wouldn't you...
Nevertheless I would pay to see them again, 3rd time. They are exceptionally entertaining.
Have you got a spare ticket to Reel Big Fish?
Nah man, they totally sold out again....(?) Kidding!
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Who are better than Voodoo Glowskulls, Goldfinger & Less Than Jake (sorry guys) combined?
Reel Big Fish, of course
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a fish costing £1 sold to ladies for so very very cheap that you can also get six for £5.
selling £1 fish well gets you a chart topping music video dancing with sexy ladies.
come on ladies, come on ladies
£1 fish, £1 fish
have-a, have-a look
£1 fish
very, very good, very, very cheap
one pound fish
six for £5, £1 each
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Proper designation for a spouse who, during your absence, conveniently receives too many questionable visitors in your marital home, especially during sleeping hours.
According to a witness account close to the Defendant, Amber Turd received more than 30 late-night visitors to the Plaintiff's penthouse when the Plaintiff was away or out of town. What an overused flappy fish market she really is!
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I will stuff fish sticks down your throught and watch you die. then I'll laugh at you.
ill stuff fishsticks so far up your ass youll be coughing up tartar sauce!
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