the one and only steadfast rule when you have to make a decision beween a woman and you boyz. Can be used to get out of a sticky situation with an ugly woman. The only rule more strict than bros before hoes is self-first
Baby, I'd love to kick it with ya, but you know, bros befo hoes
or
Man, yous a punk, you know the rule, bros befo hoes, now come on!
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A sarcastic way of acting like you give a shit of what the other person has to say. Usually this phrase best pertains to Facebook updates and mundane stories with pretty much no point or purpose.
-Bob: Frosted Flakes are bomb, dude!
-Joe: Cool story, bro!
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Facebook update:
-John is going to get a bananna at the store
-You: Cool story, bro!
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originated at west genesee high school. the ultimate lax bro plays lax all year. in the rain snow and sunshine. the lax bro wears lax pinnys, oakley shades, flip flops with mid calf black socks. a true lax bro hates baseball players, haters, and any day he does not lax. lax bros like laxin, chillin, brew, and the occasional hockey game in the winter
ultimate lax bro-
sup bro throw me a brew
word bro. you wana lax?
knarly dude
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anyone who says this is an opp
βget waves broβ βoppositionβ
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1. A female version of 'Captain Save A Hoe'. A female that financially rescues lazy, underprivileged, and/or unemployed men and gets nothing in return. 2. The arch nemesis of Captain Save A Hoe. Derived from the 1993 rap song by E-40. Captain save a hoe
Look up in the sky it's a bird it's a plane
What's that bitch's name??
Captain save a bro main!
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when you encounter a rubbish thing and you're like nah bro what is this bro nah bro what is this bro what bro nah bro
"you have to do a 100000 word essay"
"Nah bro, what is this", " bro nah bro what is this bro what bro nah bro""
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The most whitest song everβ’οΈ by the group known as Team 10. The lyrics are complete trash and no one to this day can figure out what the fuck they mean. If you like this song you are either under the age of 12 or you have a reallllllly bad taste in music. Some people who sing in this song are the cringe lord Jake Paul, Tessa Brooks, and NICK CROMPTION
bro did you see this dumass song named ITS EVERYDAY BRO
yeah i did my friend's dog's babysitter's 12 year old daughter on musical.y listens to it literally everyday bro
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