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When in a very romantic moment with a lover, out of nowhere something very absurd happens to ruin it. Based on that crappy TV show or movie (or whatever it is) called Hart to Hart.
(middle aged, semi wrinkley but still beautiful man and woman are liplocked in a sunny park when suddenly a dead body falls out of a tree.)
Man: Oh Shit Bitch!
Woman: What a mystery!
Man: This is a Hart to Hart moment, dear!
Woman: ...what the hell are you talking about?
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When a white person does something hella crazy you know any other race wouldn’t do.
“Did you hear Rebecca tried to fight a bear?”
“Just another generic white person moment.”
“What do you mean?”
“What would a black person be doing fighting a god damn bear?”
“True.”
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An instance where you respond to a situation that most would find tragic, offensive, or vulgar, with laughter and general good nature.
Tim had a major freak moment last night: he saw an old lady get hit by a car, and he laughed for 15 minutes straight.
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coming out with something completely random, unfunny, obvious or pointless, (or all of these).
Named after AP, Adam P(oops, not allowed to use second names)oulsom.
Miller: Why do you come out with random shit?
Adam: What do you mean?
Miller: AP moments.
Adam(with confident smile on his face): Aah, that could also mean armor piercing.
*tumbleweed*
Some random guy walking by: AP MOMENT!!!
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1.) A moment in which you start a sentence and don’t know where it ends so you just ramble on and on until you make something that resembles something sensible.
2.) When all sense is lost for a moment and you forget what you were doing.
Teacher: Did you bring your homework?
Student: Sorry, I had a Joe Biden Moment and forgot it at home
“Have you ever had a dream that, that, um, that you had, uh, that you had to, you could, you do, you wit, you wa, you could do so, you do you could, you want, you wanted him to do you so much you could do anything?”
“ Sometimes I'll start a sentence, and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way. Like an improv conversation. An improversation.” - Michael Scott
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An insult used to prove that u are bias and will get ratioed . Mostly used on tiktok
FwBrent: Eren>Fiction
Fwadil: Eren pfp moment ☠️🗿
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When someone says something that's supposed to be funny but really isn't, or alternatively when someone takes a joke a stage too far, and makes it un-funny. Someone else has to then announce it as a Russian Roulette Moment Some people's entire lives are like one huge Russian Roulette Moment, ie. everything they say is supposed to be funny but never is
Becky: "It's like Russian Roulette...who's gonna gan? Gan, gan!"
Daniel: "Excuse me everyone, can I please have a moment of your time? I just have a small announcement to make, I'm dying *serious face*
Becky and Ross: "Russian Roulette Moment"
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