Random
Source Code
Random
Whatever it is you think you see, becomes a Tootsie Roll (or really, whatever it is you are obsessed with); a syndrome professionals seem to be particularly afflicted with.
Patient: My throat has been horribly sore for about 3 days. Do you think it might be strep?
Doctor with Tootsie Roll Syndrome (TRS): Well, I've seen a lot of this. I bet it's some form of minor cancer.
Patient: Shouldn't we run some tests?
Doctor with TRS: No, trust me, this is definitely cancer.
2👍 2👎
an emoji used by people have nothing intelligent to say in response to an intelligent comment. Thesaurus: uncivilized; philistine; idiot demon; idiot; laymen person; eyes don't roll down.
"Hey I love tacos!" Eye roll emoji response.
3👍 4👎
A Jolly Roll-Around (JRA) is a casual, romantic encounter composed of rolling around in bed and making out instead of more serious sexual activity. A JRA serves as an alternative to an embarrassing one night stand, and is an end in and of itself. It is normal to take someone home with only a jolly roll-around in mind, and to have a type that one lusts after for JRAs. This type might be very different from what one normally finds attractive or would consider girlfriend material. Attributes that are generally desirable for a jolly roll-around include nice lips, soft skin, good sex hair, a soft, womanly figure, and being a good kisser with a good attitude.
1) It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a jolly roll-around.
2) Tim: You know that thick farmer's daughter that lives across the road?
Mark: Yeah
Tim: I really want to do a jolly roll-around with her in the barn. I can't stop thinking about it. Don't really want nothin' else, you know? Just a roll-around sometime.
Mark: That would be jolly as hell!
3👍 4👎
When a man ejaculates onto his own morning extrement, after a long night and a late trip to his local taco house, before feeding it to the strange woman he woke up next to.
She asked for breakfast in bed, I made her a mexican cinnamon roll.
3👍 4👎
An acknowledgment or expression of good will between two pimps; verbal Affirmations, often coupled with Gestures, that are an integral part of two pimps comfirming good spirits and times.
Jonny Rimar : Hey, man what's goin on?
JJSmedi : Nuttin much cat- just rollin dem pins
Jonny Rimar : Ya man, i feel you.
--------------------------------------
Salt : Pirtz! Where'd you get that ugly, yellow H2?
Pirtz : I won it man!
Saltz : (High-fives Pirtz) Thats it boy- roll dem pins.
5👍 16👎
When a female farts and queefs simultaneously while performing a summersault.
It is also possible to spicy tuna roll while dismounting from a sexual position.
Hank: Dude, I was banging out this chick last night and she gave me a spicy tuna roll when she was done.
Stephany: That's gross.
5👍 9👎
When a dude is going down on a chick on her period and the menstrual blood is then discharged onto his face. The man proceeds to let the blood dry and then peel it off similar to a fruit roll up and then eats it.
Hey baby. How's about you stick a "fruit roll-up" on my face.
11👍 28👎