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The feeling and sound that your cum filled arse cheeks make as you walk
Make sure to cum in my arse this time... I'm not in the mood to be wet clothed
It was really awkward wet clothing (cloth-ing) past your parents this morning
When you’re out of wet wipes so you spit on TP and give it a scrub back there.
Dry paper wasn’t cutting it. Had to use a West Virginia wet wipe.
The act of sitting next to a person, and quickly whipping out that butt and pooping in the adjacent persons ear. With the poop that sticks in the ear canal, take that finger of yours and ear fuck them till it goes in further. Be sure to lick off germs from finger afterwards. bam.
"dude speak up, I cant hear out of my left ear!"
"why what happened?"
"I got Wright three wet willyed last night."
*dudes high five*
When you are sleep and you wake up to puking, shitting,pissing,and cumming all at the same time
Wow that Bloody Mary wet dream was a really nasty adventure
This is a term that describes someone who thinks they wet the bed, when in fact they did not. This typically happens when a couple who are completely obliterated have sex. The male has most likely been holding in piss like his bladder was the Hoover Dam and right at the climax, he has no control of the floods and fills his partner with semen and urine. He then rolls over and is out cold in seconds. The female, who is also drunk, has no idea he went number 1 inside her and also rolls over to go to sleep. She wakes up hours later in a puddle of piss that was not hers.
Big Easy: Dude, last night was a train wreck. My wife keeps apologizing to me for wetting the bed but she really didn't.
Tyrant: Not following you there bud.
Big Easy: I think I pissed insider her last night and didn't want to tell her.
Tyrant. Well you can't ever tell her about the third party bed wetting.
When you paint a grizzly White, then finger it until it is wet.
He gave that bear a wet Alaskan polar bear.
To engage in drinking heavily and clubbing to the point where one's face is sweating with inspiration and excellence. No, this is not synonymous with glowing or sparkling that adolescent and immature twilight fans are use too. Let's face it, no one looking to get their faces wet wants to be a pussy.
Common among fraternity bothers at social gatherings. Can also be exclusive to a group of friends or a posse.
Bro 1: "C'mon bros, let's get our faces wet!"
Bro 2: "Hell ya bro, let's do this! We'll hit every club and casino until our faces are dripping with excellence."
Bros: "Hey ohhhhh..."
Later that night...
Bro 1: "Holy shit bro, my clubbing skills are maxed for the night and they've already placed a caution sign where we were dancing!"
Bro 2: "Chill out bro. You're taking this clubbing too seriously. Save some of that excellence for tomorrow. We're just getting started. Soon, our Get Your Face Wet club will be sweeping the nation."
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