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piss pee pop

when you smack someone in the face and piss comes out

god: you just got piss pee pop

by bentcharger May 17, 2018


I'm making piss

When you're creating urine

I can't talk right now, I'm making piss

by HazelTreeeee June 3, 2022


piss golden showers

WHen you piss on someone and ur pee is yellow

John wanted to Piss Golden showers on Meg, despite telling him she is not into his piss kink

by Waifuwars October 28, 2020


Godzilla Piss Smell

1. Were you piss in a toilet and don’t flush it for a few days and the whole god damn bathroom gets stunk up

You: Holy shit it smells like a Godzilla Piss Smell

Yo homie: What do you expect its the boys bathroom

by Garfielddidntkillhimself May 31, 2022


oy! im pissed

bro if u hear that im really sorry for you because that means that enemy team has gay neon who just activated her noskill ult to get her easiest ace and probably her only ace in her life rip you #nerfneon

OY! IM PIS- *dies*
or if youre unlucky:
OY! IM PISSED *gets a stoopid ace*

by timtiminsky September 12, 2022


pissing down a barrel

This phrase has absolutely nothing to do with getting drunk.

More accurately, 'pissing down the barrel', a phrase used by the British Army of the Napoleonic Era. Referring to the battlefield expedient of urinating down the barrel of a musket to clear black powder residue, when you didn't have the time or opportunity to clean it properly with clean water. The phrase became a way of referring to any action taken as an improvised expedient; then becoming a synonym for emergency or last-chance measures; and finally used to refer to any action that seems hopeless or with little chance of success.

"Dig in and hold them as long as you can."
"We may as well be pissing down a barrel."

"The approach will not be easy. You are required to manoeuvre straight down this trench and skim the surface to this point. The target area is only two meters wide. It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port. The shaft leads directly to the reactor system. A precise hit will start a chain reaction which should destroy the station. Only a precise hit will set up a chain reaction. The shaft is ray-shielded, so you'll have to use proton torpedoes."
"That's impossible, even for a computer. It's like trying to piss down a barrel!"

by Ethdhelwen December 28, 2016


Chief Sits to Piss

A phrase used to describe a person who is acting in a cowardly manner.

Chief Sits to Piss refuses to take part in the band reunion because she is afraid she forgets how to play the recorder.

by Llamawebster January 16, 2022