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Five Finger GIF Punch

An elite black belt level social media technique, wherein a GIF that is used to respond to a post, text, etc., is so strongly impactful on every emotional level that it might as well have been a physical strike.

That GIF in your response was such a Five Finger GIF Punch that it made me laugh until I started to cry.

by crispernaki June 05, 2020


Trunk Punch

Verb for anal sex. Pretty self-explanatory.

I trunk punched Emily last weekend.

by Jhay73 November 12, 2011


dust punching

when a young male has sexual relations with an older lady "80 to 100". aka a dust puncher

"yo dude you want to go dust punching, i found an old broad who is willing to double team"

by dead_me March 01, 2016


alpaca punch

When someone spits in the face of a person before punching them.

Bro, you should have seen the bar fight I just witnessed. He pulled the old alpaca punch and he hit the floor!

by Madew26 October 17, 2022


punching a job

People who are aiming above their range. Generally working on superior jobs.

Something s were pulled from what I can do. I'm just punching a job.

by Amamuniversal October 05, 2017


Self Inflicted Dick Punch

When you throat blast a girl and then proceed to punch her throat containing your penis

Dude I Self Inflicted Dick Punched that girl so hard last night. She needed vocal chord surgery. Do i feel bad? No, not at all.

by Picklerickkk69 June 20, 2018


Punch boob day

Every 20th of december you are allowed to punch a woman in her boob (only if its a friend, because doing it to a stranger could place you in jail). It was made to couner kick dick day.

Guy: you know what day it is?
Girl: no?
Guy: its punch boob day!
Girl: ewww you sexist pig!!
Guy: *proceeds to punch the girl in the breasts and face*

by Some guy named stevw December 19, 2021