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Usually a phrase said when cops abuse their power doing things as if they're above the law, it's a saying when someone believes they have authority over the law to do whatever they want.
Person 1: "holy shit... did you see that cop just blow through that red light?"
Person 2: "rules for thee but not for me"
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h2oincfs' Corollary:
The food can remain on the floor for longer than five seconds, as long as you started reaching for it before the five seconds expired.
I had to change position after my first attempt to reach the Cheesy Poof that had fallen under my desk failed. However, I had begun the attempt before five seconds had passed, therefore the five second rule was not broken.
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The 86-20 rule states that 86% of all income taxes are paid by the top earning 20% of the taxpayers.
Fuck poor people...don't they understand the 86-20 rule?
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Rules for smoking weed or getting high
In Toronto, we literally have balling up rules. If the spliff, is ita? don't even pass it to me. If we link to ball up and you don't even have your own like... I'm not passing my ting to you. PLEASE if you put a filter on your splizzy or your blizzy?? No don't even pass that to me. And everyone knows like if you don't really like the person you better have your own full splizzy you know cause we're not sharing. If your Grabba smells funny and we all know that one person who say they have the best grabba and then it smells like crazy bad like you just know it's not hot... I'm not smoking it!
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The amount of distance it takes to prove your love for a broad.
Lover: I walked 5500 F***ing miles to see this girl!
Friend: Wow... You just passed the 500 mile rule! You're set for life!
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4/1 - April's first.
No one in the entire internet can be trusted, especially on 4/1.
*on 4/1*
Guy1: ¡Oh my god , Half life 3 is coming out and Facebook buys Linux!
Guy2: Rule 4/1.
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When a guy finds himself in an unclear sleeping situation with a woman, he is entitled to "take second base" without comment or condemnation.
Guy #1: "Yo, I heard that (insert female name here) crashed in your bed last night."
Guy #2: "Yeah...nothing happend."
Guy #1: "What? You declined a ground-rule double!"
Guy #2: "Shit! Did I really?"
Guy #1: "Yeah, you were definitely entitled to boobie touch-age."
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