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When you use Copenhagen Wintergreen as lubricant to lube your slong to perform anal in your cousin with
Man, he used his own Copenhagen Wintergreen to lube his slong last night to do anal with! He called it the Rebels special
to perform an attack in an over-exaggerated, comical, and rather silly fashion reminiscent of an old cartoon (i.e. tom and jerry, mickey mouse, etc
this guy thought he could beat me up, so i hit his ass with a cartoon special
A person who paints works of art with their own crap usually a swastika and or someone who is mentally deficeint
"dude who is the special finger painter who made his masterpiece in the stall?"
When something that happens to you in real life can be compared to an outlandish movie that you have seen
Guy 1:Man, a brick flew off a semi on the freeway and struck my windshield basically knocking the whole windshield into my lap!
Guy 2:That’s that special effects shit dude, FUCK THAT!
Guy 1:I know man, like my eyes flashed right before my eyes
Guy 2:*Looks at car* Holy Shit dude!, yeah I would have crapped my pants. Glad I wasn’t in the car.
When you sling your meat into a lady then drive her to a relatives grave and tell her this is her last stop, that's the best she's ever going to have.
I gave Sheldon the Van Notee Special last night, she hasn't been seen since.
When you and your partner orgasm intensely together and it lands on your balls and your partner licks it up.
Girl, I edged this morning and i got a date tonight. I'm gonna give her the Mcnutty Special.
1. A terrified apology.
2. What you say when your gf/bf is furious and you've really f'd up.
I'm extra special sorry, please don't kill me and dance on my corpse!
I'm extra special sorry I was a lyin' cheatin' scumsucker all these years, dear.