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Commonly misinterpreted as being a proverb warning against hypocrisy. This is incorrect.
The actual meaning is closer to that of "if you can't take it, don't dish it out".
if you are a type of person who is easily offended, do not go around offending people unless you can handle being offended yourself.
Person A - Katie is such a bitch. All I did was say she was a little bit fat, and she's going around calling me a stupid cow behind my back!
Person B - People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
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Focusing on a less relevant or less important task when something major needs to be done.
Delaying the inevitable
Sarah: "Isn't you final year project due in for tomorrow?"
Robert:....yeah
Sarah" Then why aren't you working on it?"
Robert: "I'm checking UrbanDictionary..for a laugh"
Sarah:" You have to stop blowing out the candle, when your house is on fire dude"
Robert: "What does that mean?"
Sarah: "Check it on Urban Dictionary"
INSERT VICIOUS CYCLE
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It means you're being a douche who brags.
Yes Steve, but don't throw rocks when you live in a stone house.
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The waffle house has found its new host
The waffle house has found its new host
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It’s when a waffle house successfully found a new host for them. It’s a funny meme but that spreading throughout the internet faster than light itself. As we speak right now, it is being spammer.
I guess it’s a copypasta.
Guy 1: Did you know that the waffle house has found its new host?
Guy 2: Yeah, I’m the new host. You’re fired.
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A dirty way of saying surprise butt-sex.
1.Waffles: Hey Dwarfo, I'm gonna cum to your house and knock knock on the back door. If you don't answer, I'm gonna bang bang!
Dwarfo: Yeep! I hope it isn't too surprise!
2. What rapists say to little kids when they are gonna butt-rape them.
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