a crab party is any time 2 or more crabs are visible at any given time
last night I woke up to get some water and there was a crab party going on, all four of them!
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A person who executes a time and date of a party, informs others and then doesnt even show up himself is a irresponsible, selfish, idiot
Hey lets all meet up at this place on this date at this time.
(Then the host and creator of the party doesnt show up)
A "Party Faggott"
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A classy term for a pregame get together before a ball, dance, or banquet. Most commonly before highschool proms, teens will get together at ones house to partake in getting intoxicated off of alcohol (champagne ussually for the special event) and/or marijuana.
Hey stacey, if you're trying to have a lit time at prom come to my champagne party at my house. The dance starts at seven so be at my place at 5 ;)
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A place where you have an excuse to steal presents from others and indulge yourself with sweets. There is a 25% decrease in getting laid at a Christmas party than a regular party.
Joe: "How'd the Christmas party go?'
KALLEN: "I stole everyone's presents, I ate a shit ton of shit, and I got laid!"
Joe: "How do you get laid at those parties?"
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When a male sloozes around with multiple women at the same time.
My son was having a sniff party last night with those one chicks.
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A man acted like an oil turd when I missed the exact change at work so I guess I'll give him a sock party
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The one who stays somber, no one knows why, but everyone is thankful the next day because party moms save lives
This dude just passed right out, someone get the party mom
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