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The act of ejaculating on a pillow and sticking it to the wall like a web
If you touch my drum set I swear to god I’ll Tom Holland your pillow
Thomas Stanley Holland is extremely attractive, I love him, everyone loves him. He is British, he drinks tea darling. his jas can cut diamonds seeter. Also, he is spiderman- and stuff. More importantly he is fine.
Tom Holland should rail me.
He so damn hot omg
A British Actor who Is Gorgeous and Perfect. He Played Peter Parker in Spider-man Homecoming, Lucas in The Impossible, Billie in Billie Elliot The Musical, Ect. Hios hobbies include, spoiling movies, hanging with haz, and chilling with his dog Tessa Holland.
Tom Holland stole my heart faster than he stole Captain America's shield.
Wow, Tom Holland looks like a snack.
No one on this earth is as special as Tom Holland. He is so kind, he is incredibly good looking, he’s a total clown (in a good way), he brings joy and happiness everywhere he goes, he’s a very considerate person, he’s responsible, he’s Spider-Man for crying out loud, he’s an inspiration to many, you can count on him, he has a huge heart full of lots of love and kindness, he’s brave, he’s respectful, he has an adorable dog Tessa, he’s polite, a real gentleman, very intelligent, he loves dogs, he makes people smile without even noticing, he’s witty just like me, he’s honest, he’s strong willed, he’s definitely gonna be the next James Bond, and just an absolute LEGEND. There is absolutely no one at all who’s as awesome and outstanding as Tom Holland.
Leighton: *Laughs*
Ava: “What are you laughing at?”
Leighton: “That guy over there acting like a clown!” *laughs harder*
Ava: “That must be Tom Holland!”
Leighton: “How would you know?”
Ava: “Well because he’s hot and because he’s acting like a fool!” *laughs*
Leighton: “Ohhh I see it now!”
*both laugh in unison*
Tom Holland is a synonym for hot like extremely attractive!
What is the hottest the class: (the sun) me: Tom Holland
Tom Holland is the British actor known for playing Peter Parker in the MCU. He is one of the sweetest people ever and he has a dog named Tessa. He is friends with Harrison Osterfield and Tuwaine Barrett
He is also in The Current War, CHERRY, The Devil All the Time, The Impossible, Edge of Winter, and Onward.
P1: Who is that Spider-Man guy?
P2: Oh, that's Tom Holland! He is awesome!