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Michael

A nerdy boy that looks like Jeffery Dahmer. He’ll ask you to homecoming, but you probably won’t say yes. He is not like the other boys.

“Ew why is that random 40 year-old white man trying to hang out with us? Oh wait, that’s just Michael. He probably just got back from church camp.”

by stePmanang September 2, 2021


Michael

This michael is fucked the fuck up but is still caring, his background is hard and he wont tell you when he's upset, but would let you know when he loves you and has a really kinky side spreads his toes weirdly but still makes you laugh. this michael is a virgo and pared with a capricorn(me) you guys had a relationship and now a situatioship, complicationship but acted like a couple smokes alot of fucking weed then forgets what happened the next day or after 3 hours, he will have deep conversations with you and tell you personal shit you cant use aginst him and when your with him and that moments over youll miss him like crazt listen to "Glimpse of us" by Joji crying on reapeat becuase you love and miss him

Hoe girl #1: why she fuck with him when he ugly?
Hoe girl #2: right neva me!
Ex girl best friend (his): yea thatz best
me: makes me happy das my Michael,and i love him💗💗💗

by That bitch that will be there July 2, 2022


Michael

An amazingly strange and smart individual. Has a very unique personality and is pretty easy to get along with. He sometimes likes to argue with you, but that's just his way of having fun. Great with art and poetry. Very easy going and laid back, living, caring, just like an adorable teddy bear. Helps out with problems but knows when its appropriate to just listen. Loves to help out the people he cares about and spends too much of his time on the ones close to his heart. He's a very forgiving person, but god help you if you piss him off. Revenge is part of his nature. And he's very good at exacting it. Either he'll love you or he'll hate you. There is no in between. And it's always better to be on his loving side, cause he can really f*ck you up if you aren't.

Michael is always there for you!

Who's that guy? It must be Michael, he's awesome!

by MattX26 November 22, 2021


Michael

Big fat belly niggas who look fat

Fucking Michael big fat belly bitch

by Big booty luh shorty November 17, 2019


Michael

Michael is very controlling and Smart he sees all the dumb in people even when they don't know

Michael: He's dumb

His friend: Bro HOW?

by Raul bro3000 January 17, 2023


Michael

Always Has A Bigger Cock Than Dylan

'Did you see Michaels dick?'

'Yeah it's huge'
'Even bigger than dylans'

by Beardless James December 26, 2020


Michael

Michael is a god and a gods father and is a absolutely amazing guy who is very big and sexy he also makes everyone satisfied which his massive cock his cock is so big that it extends on past the limits of space he is also addicted to nicotine and weed he is a very loyal guy tho and make all the women wet asf and all of his close friends love him very much also anyone in his family are gods

Girl1 Michael is so hot

Girl2 omg yes we fucked last night his dicks amazing
Boy1 oh Michael me and him a really close I love that guy

by PJ Sundquist May 9, 2022