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Just get lubed up between them with a bottle of liquor
Yo so two girls invited me over to the hot tub tonight. So I had to go over and make a liquor ball sandwich.
Just get lubed up between them with a bottle of liquor.
Yo two girls just invited me to a hot tub. The only right thing to do is make a liquor ball sandwich.
When you bust a fat nut in a sock then leave it in the freezer for 24 hours. Then make a sandwich and make your slave eat it.
Bro I just made a sock sandwich for my black slave
When a couple are about to have sex but never got condoms. They find the next best thing, a sandwich bag.
Damn babe, I'm all out of condoms.... I do have some sandwich bags though. Let's do the ol sandwich slam!
A blow job
Sucking on a penis which is a big chunk (hopefully) of pure manly protein
My boyfriend, Brutus, gave me a protein sandwich.
Hey, Honey, "Would you like a protein sandwich?"
Penis
Cock
Schlong
Blow job
A state of bliss that some christian theologians have theorized may be obtained after living an exemplary life in heaven and dying a second death there. Considered to be the ultimate reunification with God as well, such an event if it were ever to occur would result in the holy trinity becoming the holy quarterly.
"How was it to see your wife again after all these years trapped in a cave, desperately longing for nothing but to see her sweet face once again?"
(Crying) "Oh I can't find the words to describe it... oh wait yes I can: it was a Jeanpaul and Hidde sandwich!"
The act of three or more people standing in a straight line. The two people on the outside piss on the person on the inside.
I told my wife to make me a piss sandwich. We needed another member so she called my dad.