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When you sling your meat into a lady then drive her to a relatives grave and tell her this is her last stop, that's the best she's ever going to have.
I gave Sheldon the Van Notee Special last night, she hasn't been seen since.
When you and your partner orgasm intensely together and it lands on your balls and your partner licks it up.
Girl, I edged this morning and i got a date tonight. I'm gonna give her the Mcnutty Special.
1. A terrified apology.
2. What you say when your gf/bf is furious and you've really f'd up.
I'm extra special sorry, please don't kill me and dance on my corpse!
I'm extra special sorry I was a lyin' cheatin' scumsucker all these years, dear.
A taco special, usually used by a Mexican family, is when a man turn a woman into a living taco. He stuffs beef and lettuce in her pussy and tomatoes and cheese in her. Then he gives her the "hard shell", where he penetrates her with a very erect and hard penis.
Oh, I have Sasha a taco special last night.
A Casey is cologne model goes to the gym for 30 minutes to just to go biceps and walk around in shirtless in jeans and boots.
A Casey special is when he farts in the hot tub during sex and a little poop comes out.
Also when
Bro went to the gym to Casey around then came home and gave his wife a Casey Special.
3 minutes of mediocre coitus before the k kicks and he hits you with “ughhhh fuck I’m too ketted for this”
Her friend: “oh how was last night with that guy?”
Her: “eh, mediocre, he gave me the popey special”
Popey: “popey sucksssss!”
whenever the wsfcs school system doesn't cancel a day due to poor decision making vs when they will cancel for ridiculous reasons
Ex.
Susie: Why didn't they cancel school there's a blizzard outside?
Frank: Oh that's the emory special for you.