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National Don’t Post LeBron Day

November 12th is a day that no matter what you can’t post LeBron that day or it violates the day.

“Dude are you making a post about LeBron?”

Yeah why?”

“It’s National Don’t Post LeBron Day dude you can’t!”

“Oh shit my bad bro.”

by chiefhub November 2, 2021


Post-Order

To go after someone two years or more older for sexual or romantic advances. Commonly used with the word preorder. Any sex can used this word since it applies to all of them.

Jake went to ask his 40 year old math teacher on a date while he was in college before he could his friend told him he was post-ordering.

by SlinkSoda September 23, 2023


im posting this while drunk

When you post something while under the influence of loneliness and boredom

Im posting this while drunk

by Owner of a local car November 12, 2022


Post-Shit-Asshole-Pain

The pain in your asshole after taking a huge motherfucker shit, which makes you walk like a cripple .

Guy 1: Why are you walking like a cripple?
Guy 2: I have Post-Shit-Asshole-Pain.

by Leo2323513 October 18, 2023


State-Posting

The act of state-backed shit posting.

Trump has been state-posting since 2 am on his Twitter account again...

by RobTheConqueror April 18, 2023


Post-Nut Houdini

The act of ghosting someone after nutting. The ghosting can either be permanent or temporary, and if temporary, the nutter will often return to the same person ghosted for more action, and the process will repeat.

Often seen in situationships.

Woman 1: "Ugh, James ghosted me again after I made him nut last night. This always happens; he hasn't texted me all day!"
Woman 2: "Looks like he pulled a Post-Nut Houdini. Sorry about that."

by EarthieMelee December 16, 2022


post-optimist

(n.) one who complains about things while they are occurring, but who retroactively says that everything was/is good in hindsight

Trevor, the quintessential post-optimist, couldn't refrain from telling his mother how nice Thanksgiving had been -- all this in lieu of his chronic diarrhea.

by James Hoffa Lincoln November 30, 2013