2 Trip Bitch

A wimp who requires more than 2 trips to take bags from their car to kitchen. Originating from having to help your mom take the groceries inside, it is a sign of dominance to any person who refuses or can not bring all the bags inside at once.

Making excuses that his fingers will fall off, Micheal is such a 2 Trip Bitch

2 inch mcninch

my friend decided to make me put this as my first entry here we go anyways. basically it's doo doo mcninch, aka 2 inch mcninch, a man with a 2 incher with the last name mcninch

Shane: 2 inch mcninch is gonna rock your world

2's day

IT IS TODAY

Bob: hey whats the date
Jim: its 22/02/22
Bob: OH NO ITS 2'S DAY

Ryder Moment 2

When you have a man period

Person 1: Hey Ryder do you wanna play some poker on red dead?
Person 2: Uhhhh plzzzz leave me alone ughhh I just wanna watch anime and be edgy
Person 1: But I jus-
Person 2: SAM IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP I AM GONNA SHIT DOWN YOUR CHIMNEY

Person 3: He is having a Ryder moment 2

2 week rule

The established rule for describing major plot elements in a film. Wait two weeks, then you’re good.

1: Have you seen the new Joker film?

2: Hell yeah! The part where *spoiler* was fucking crazy!
1: Asshat! 2 week rule!
2: Shit, totally forgot.

Shrek 2 on VHS

Shrek 2 on VHS is an item that is one of the most valuable objects in the universe. Some may say it is more important to human culture and history than the Holy Grail.

“Is that it” “Yes, it’s Shrek 2 on VHS”

2 day blackout

What is a.k.a. the weekend

Person 1) What did you do during your 2 day blackout?

Person 2) bailand craft