Jack-O-Lantern

A female stripper with a very bad set of teeth. Her teeth represent the carved mouth of a Halloween jack-o-lantern pumpkin.

Man this chick has a straight up jack-o-lantern grill. She a jack-o-lantern!

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sm-O-ke

A word used by white Chicago suburbanites to get the idea across that they are desperate to smoke weed. This word is said with heavy emphasis to the person the white Chicago suburbanite wants to get to smoke with them.

White Chicago Suburbanite: Hey, Mike. You wanna, you know, sm-O-ke?
Mike: Sure, what the hell. We'll go roll up a joint

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buns-o-matic

a catchphrase used when a person has done something really poorly. Usually refers to a sport.

Girl 1"wow I just bowled a 38...."

Guy 2"well...thats buns-o-matic!"

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salt-o-matic

1.Rich in salt, 'salt-filled', generally used to describe particularly salty popcorn. Originally used by Mr. Pete Reed, comedic, slang term for salty
2.Product that creates salt. From water. Salt!

"This popcorn is salt-o-matic! - I'm going to die early!"

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queer-o-whore

When someone is a gay slut and you want to let them know, be sure to call the a queer-o-whore. Someone who is given this name has to be gay and hungry for man/woman that he/she even hits on straight people.

Andrew: " man ur such a queer-o-whore, did u suck 10 miles of dick today u gay slut?"
Kyle: " but i'm not even gay"
Andrew: "I dont give a shit kyle!"

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Brag-o-sphere

A self-congratulatory body of bombast and bloviation passed off as autobiographies and especially designed for class reunion books and websites. Also known as arrant bullshit.

After earning my second PhD (magna cum laud), I married the love of my life and bought Andrew Carnegie's old summer house where we raised our two Harvard-bound children. The medallion from my Nobel Prize hangs above the fireplace right next to the Presidential Citation for meritorious . . .

I'm going to publish the history of my life in the Brag-o-sphere, where all you peasants can read about your betters.

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3: o-D

A reindeer.

Meagan - Hey Everyone!
Georgiia- Omg a reindeer!
Meagan - Where
Georgiia - here!
Georgiia - 3: o-D

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