An amazing person that is so cool they make the haters jealous.
You are an eve nig apple
Someone who has three or more apple devices
Look at that apple knob with his iPhone, apple watch and air pods.
Horse droppings found on the road, about the size of an apple. Hence the name.
Every New Year's Day, I go the Rose Parade, and enjoy watching the guys following the horses with the shovels, scooping up the road apples.
Manjina. The male Equivalent of a Moose Knuckle.
Used in the movie Thankskilling 3.
"Donnie thats a nice moose apple you have there."
A website which helps users find out if an alleged sex offender was a part of their favourite film or TV show.
"I was going to start watching House of Cards but I looked it up on The Rotten Apples and apparently Kevin Spacey is a paedophile."
Where you wake up the next morning, and your significant other forgot to wipe the night before your anal tickling with your bald head.
"Dude, why does it look like a poop emoji on your head?"
"She gave me an Apple Valley Steamer last night, man."