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April 9th 2021
The Incident
The day Alex##### asked ###ne Out.
'Know what happened on April 9th?
International send Miss McKee a booty pic day!
On this day April 9th you must give a beautiful girl named Laney a booty pic (or more if you choose)
You: It’s April 9th! Happy birthday! Here’s a booty pic 🤙
Laney: Wow, what a hottie!
National send nudes fa no reason day 😁
Bf: it’s April 9th ya know what tha mean😌
Gf: Fineeeee
Bf:🧱🆙
It’s the perfect date. From the movie, Miss Congeniality. It is Rhode Island answer to the perfect date.
I’d have to say April 25, it’s not too cold, It’s not too hot. All you need is a light jacket.
Dude: Bro it's April 25!!
Bro: Dude you know what that means!
*Grabs rat with aroused intent*
National spanking day. Go wild spank everyone!
Hey girl *spank*. Its national spanking day! April 25