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To make claim for the roach of a joint/blunt to eat, similar to popcorn.
Friends all hanging out, one blankets the shrubbery to in pure white papyrus to prepare for arson.
Orville: Popcorn!
Newman: Awe, why didn't I call popcorn?
*End of joint*
Passed to Orville. Orville eats. Orville's now happy, inspired, and full.
"allah is calling" is the best shirt ever created. U can find it on Amazon. It is a shirt that says "Allah is calling" with one red button that says decline and one green button that says accept.
Person 1: Ayo is that the "allah is calling" shirt?
Person 2: Yes it is.
Allah: *Starts calling the shirt*
Person 2: *Starts levitating*
Dumbing down a very important/intense situation.
Chilling out something that shouldn’t be chilled out.
Call it spades-
Bro,
Stop calling it spades, she really loves you.
The absolute best band to ever live, currently consisting of two people. Their music makes you lose control, it's almost a mind fuck..... But not really....
Man : Hey there is this band going on stage next called whale call, have you herd of them?
Obvious Whale call fan : Are you kidding me!? You have never herd of whale call!? Kill yourself!
Man: Sorry!! Are they any good!?
Obvious Whale call fan : *Dramatic state* They are the best band to live......
A trending game that is so fun and cool!
yo Tom, wanna hop on Call of Fortcraft V
Worker: sir, our servers have been hacked and google can’t pull up the page
Inept IT Manager: Well, I think we need to “Call Google”.
The attorney said that Texas' murder statute calls for 99 years in prison, but not assault.
The attorney said that Texas' murder statute calls for 99 years in prison, but not assault.