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A short human being who is short and also short. He likes to point out the fact that he's Mexican. He can be super supportive at times. As amazing as he is, he has flaws, but we don't talk about those.
Guy 1: Have you met David Diaz?
Guy 2: Duh. He's my best friend.
One of the coolest, smartest and sweetest dude you will ever meet. He is someone who prob rick-rolled you at least once by now, and a guy who brags about everything he can think of.
David Kawakami: Yo have you checked my insta bio, I put my onlyfans account there
Some random guy: Interesting, *proceeds to click on the link and gets rick-rolled*
Fucking Kike and Krout. Non Homo Kys bitch. Can I eat your ass. No Homo. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
David Kilgore Is a krout homo dick sucking Kike
When Kyle got pantsed at the party, I wound up staring directly at his Star of David
Verb: The coolest Jewish person around, who knows how to munch munch and do magical tricks with the tongue who has it down to the science!
Omfg, did you hear what happened to Jessica? She said her legs were shaking after she got the David Bernstein experience!
The most amazing guy in the whole world. He's sweet and the most kind human-being ever placed upon this shit-hole called Earth. He's the brightest star in the whole sky, who will be an amazingly wonderful husband and father.
David Lee Boggess is so David Lee Boggess. :D