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This occurs when someone you are talking to on Facebook chat accidentally messages you something intended for someone else.
Me: "Dude I was talking to Stef last night and she said I was good looking for a black guy.."
John: "You're not black..."
Me: "I know... I don't get it.."
John: "A typical example of Facebook Chat Cheating my friend.."
Me: ?
John: "You're not the only one she's talking to ;)"
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Females who generally post status updates relating to how boys are jerks, douches, assholes etc. becuase they break hearts. Ironically they are the ones who go for guys way out of their leauge and ignore the guy who they would be best with.
They are most likely planning world domination and taking all males as slaves.
John Beefcake
"Ugh, more statuses about how guys suck, the Facebook Bitch Cult is taking over!"
Sam Brown
"Guys suck, guys cheat, guys break hearts, guys are players, guys lie"
2 minutes ago
2 people like this
Shaniqua Liqua
"S(he) Be(lie)ve(d)"
6 minutes ago.
6 people like this
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The name for the little box on Facebook below everyone's profile picture. This space is generally used for recent quotes or inside jokes.
No one knew what to call that little facebook box, so now we just call it the Facebook license plate
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An annoying thing that tracks you, and is blue. It also is really annoying.
bob: "I hate that facebook like button"
steve: "Who doesn't?"
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One is said to have pulled a Failed Facebook Fast, or a tripple F, when the action of refraining from logging on to facebook (facebook fasting) has failed.
Susan was going to be facebook fasting for a week but she pulled a tripple F after a couple of days.
John said he was never going back on facebook, but he was back 1 hour later. Major failed facebook fast.
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The act of staying up to all hours of the night chatting away with your long lost friend, pen pal, or sexting buddy on Facebook. You can talk about your favorite TV show, how much weight you've gained/lost, the massive dump you just took, or which girl's picture you hate the most. But best of all, you can stay up all night talking to someone without actually talking to someone!
Betty: What'd you do last night, Sal? You look rough.
Sal: Oh I just had a facebook slumber party with Tina. We were up until three in the morning just laughing our souls out!
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People who think they are above joining facebook or believe they have better things to do that go on facebook.
Mark: Hey Bill you the only one from from our graduaitng class without a facebook?
Bill: I guess, I'm too cool for facebook
Mark: Whatever...loser
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