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When a friend adds one of your friends, and you are the only mutual friend between them, everything that your friend does with the other friend must go through you.
Matt: "Erin wants to meet up Friday, is it alright if I hang with her?"
Sam: "No!"
Matt: "Why?"
Sam: "Facebook first rights!"
Matt: "Aw, fuck you!"
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The name for the little box on Facebook below everyone's profile picture. This space is generally used for recent quotes or inside jokes.
No one knew what to call that little facebook box, so now we just call it the Facebook license plate
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An annoying thing that tracks you, and is blue. It also is really annoying.
bob: "I hate that facebook like button"
steve: "Who doesn't?"
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One is said to have pulled a Failed Facebook Fast, or a tripple F, when the action of refraining from logging on to facebook (facebook fasting) has failed.
Susan was going to be facebook fasting for a week but she pulled a tripple F after a couple of days.
John said he was never going back on facebook, but he was back 1 hour later. Major failed facebook fast.
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The act of staying up to all hours of the night chatting away with your long lost friend, pen pal, or sexting buddy on Facebook. You can talk about your favorite TV show, how much weight you've gained/lost, the massive dump you just took, or which girl's picture you hate the most. But best of all, you can stay up all night talking to someone without actually talking to someone!
Betty: What'd you do last night, Sal? You look rough.
Sal: Oh I just had a facebook slumber party with Tina. We were up until three in the morning just laughing our souls out!
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People who think they are above joining facebook or believe they have better things to do that go on facebook.
Mark: Hey Bill you the only one from from our graduaitng class without a facebook?
Bill: I guess, I'm too cool for facebook
Mark: Whatever...loser
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When you receive a Facebook friend request from someone who you would rather not be friends with for whatever reason feel obligated to accept, you have been Facebook friend snared.
Crap! I have been Facebook friend snared! I don't like Lisa very much and she has sent me a friend request. I'd ignore it but we have so many friends in common that it would be awkward to ignore her request so I accepted it.
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