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When one smells the sweet smell of ones anus while licking the twat juices thus resulting in her saying "Oh God"
She asked for the happy chaplain because the HINNY HOG was just to much...
"Happiness on January 13" is a very good day for Poles. On January 13, the online store under the name shoppe withdraws from Poland. Annoying ads with children's songs that used to annoy everyone will disappear and never come back.
-Hey!
-What?
-Tomorrow is the 13th day of happiness.
- That's right, I'll prepare the champagne.
Someone who's brain is not functioning at full capacity.
She's a french fry short of a Happy Meal, cause when the Special Olympics are on, she thinks it's her birthday.
The more lewd and horny fun way to say "Happy birthday", best to be used for people who are comfortable around lewd and horny or straight up enjoy it publicly.
Person 1: Hey I heard it's your birthday today?
Person 2: Yeah!
Person 1: Well Happy day of vaginal exit, hope you have a wonderful day
Person 2: What's that?
Person 1: Just a lewd and horny way to say happy birthday!
To semi-publicly carry a torch for someone.
-- That guy's TOTALLY carrying a torch...like a Statue of Liberty.
-- Um, that's something else...and he seems to have been petrified before he could quite raise that arm. He's more like the Happy Prince.
-- So that's him who's faintly humming...the Happy Prince song.
A downer drug that makes one totally loosely goosey until they inevitably end the night passed out by the sidewalk.
Rebecca: I took some happy 5 last night
Amy : omg how was it?
Rebecca: idk man, all I remember was reading a text when I woke up this morning from some rando saying “thx babe for last nite”
Wishing people a happy new year for each day of the year.