someone who is named “Jake” are Riley cool “not as cool as someone named Tennyson” but still cool
Jake is cool but I like tenn more
Jakes usually tend to be lovers but often get confused by girls as a player due to there attention they get from females due to his natural beauty and large penis mainly 8+ inches. His natural habitat is definitely a night club full of attractive ladies who have fat bunda and pierced nipples as most Jakes describe the taste of them like a house key and they describe that sensation as no place like home… oufft
Mate 1:He loves them pierced nipples
Mate 2: that is defo jake
Jake: oufft
A man who is Either very kind or drinks bang energy they are always doing something stupid but always love their friends
“My name is jake” “I love you”
opps; street slang for police
ayo, jakes at the door. hide the bud.
fuck 12. watch out for the jakes.
Jake is usually the name of a pussy who gets no bitches, they usually are spotty and have a receding hairline that goes further back then ww2. A jakes dick usually ranges from about 2-4 inches. They are clapped and lanky yutes. Jakes tend to be cancerous.