meat curtains

a very sloppy, fatty, and saggy vagina

man 1: oh god what is that!?

man 2:ugh looks like a pulled pork sandwich

man 1's wife: so the bikini is too small?

man 2: ha meat curtains

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slunk meat

Simply, really saggy boobs. The kind that just drop to a bitches knees. Also can have pepperoni sized nipples.

Damn that bitch got them slunk meat titties. The kinda that just sag to da floor

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Laundry meat

laundry meat is when Black/hispanic people think they're right ..but they're really wrong

"that banana is old," when the banana is truly, fresh. The lieng is Laundry Meat.

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street meat

Meat, raw or prepared, discovered in a public place. Presumably lost by grocery shoppers on public transit or ditched by shoplifters.

I found some street meat on the train, it was still cold.

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Meat sock

An idiot, see also Meat Head.

Food Reference for Hot Dog/Sauage/Kielbassa/etc...

Slang for Penis.

"Quit acting like such a Meat Sock!"

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meat puppet

A patient who consents to submit to radical surgery or who otherwise consents to submit to extensive procedures or lifetime pill purchases, etc. in a case which has each of the following elements:
1. Where other doctors, if consulted, might not agree that the condition is serious enough to justify recommending such a painful, dangerous, extensive and expensive course of treatment and;
2. Where the treating doctor's opinion and recommendation have been improperly influenced by the fact that if the patient consents, the doctor's financial circumstances will improve, enabling the doctor to continue to repay medical school loans, office expenses, loans for expensive diagnostic and other equipment and where the doctor's primary love is for money and where his primary goal is to become wealthy, and;
3. Where the patient's insurance or personal wealth has resulted in a passing score for the patient in the patient's wallet biopsy.

Doctor x: It's Monday morning, Dr. Y, let's look over the list of appointments for this week and see if there are any patients who might qualify to become another one of our meat puppets.
Dr. Y: Yes, I agree that we should review this week's patient files for possible additional meat puppets. I've just learned that my heavy investment in Monoposuck has tanked because of everyone suddenly moving to cloud computing accessible with cheap computer terminals and open source software.

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Sweet meat

person who loves jelly covered penis

Dad: Josh ok thats enough licking let me get the rest of the smuckers out.
Josh Ivey: "slurp" ok dad

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