filled with unattractive people and a very, very handsome young man by the name of Mebo. This young man is a complete player. He gets all the girls and everyone is jealous of him. Did I mention that he is an exceptional basketball player?
“YO THERE’S THIS HOT GUY NAMED MEBO AT FOWLER MIDDLE SCHOOL”
Person 1: the people at Millburn Middle School suck
Person 2: True
a scary place filled with lululemon legging girls, and guys that wear nothing but basketball shorts in the middle of winter. the place... is interesting, to say the least. most of the lululemon legging girls are furries and they like to bark at people. almost everyone goes to starbucks after school. personally i hated it there, the lunch was overpriced and not the best. my friends are prob the only reason im still sane.
idk what to put here for millburn middle school lol
i wont try to complain in this definition, but mms is a fucking roller coaster ride. the school is half jewish and its not that i have a problem with that, just so many of kids are rich spoiled brats who just act rude to the teachers. and omg like all the girls wear tight ass lululemon leggings its like someone hit copy paste on their keyboard a bajillion times. so the popular kids you should avoid, there rude they think they own the school and shit. anyways there are some really nice kids here. just be friends with kids who aren’t mean to you and accept who you are. and there are some sneaky people in this school so do not befriend them. now do i think you have a girlfriend/boyfriend in the middle school ?? no only in eighth grade. besides, you will probably break up after like a week. and there are also like a ton of bar/bat mitzvahs during 7th grade so just know that. anyways, my advice is to just be really nice to your teachers and try to get decent grades above a B. like, some teachers here are really nice and want to give you an opportunity to get into accelerated classes. don’t forget that going to mms is a great opportunity, because the school is very good. hell, my parents moved here mainly because of the school. if your rich, don’t be a brat about it. and also one of the definitions for mms said to avoid gay people while looking for friends. like,, that is rude. be friends with whoever you like and never treat someone differently just because of the way they are.
Omg why are you so rich?! 😱
Umm i go to Millburn Middle School🥺👉👈
Aight so I'm seeing a shit ton of bad reviews about this place so lemme clear it up. Yeah the popular kids are all dicks but as long as you avoid them you're fine. There are a lot of good people in this school apart from the popular kids so make friends with them. The curriculum is also easy as shit so just try to get a's (it's not that hard). Most people writing bad reviews are probably the emo or sped kids so just ignore that shit. But yeah the girls did just get fucking copy and pasted.
millburn middle school is a school.
If you live in Virginia don't go here, and if your a loser, don't go here. I was both of those definitions, a loser and a Virginian. I was severely bullied to the point I got sent to a mental hospital in December 2023.
Oh yeah, and everyone here vapes apparently, what else do I have to do to fit in?
"Did you hear about Post Oak Middle School?"
"Let me guess, another kid got suspended for drug dealing?"
You want to watch out for kids like Brody, which will throw a ball 100mph during dodgeball that will go down your throat, and out your-
You also want to watch out for Cesar. “memephail”… sorry just old habits.
Oh and don’t forget Shanty, he’ll hit you will that “Shanty-tax”
And Austin is very young kid, the youngest out of most of the six-graders. Austin is very good in percussion and playing piano, you don’t want to challenge him.
Oh and Linkin, uhh-
Here’s some other OP students:
-Leland, otherwise considers as “Coconut” from his head shape.
-Kash
-And more I personally don’t want to list
Continuing on, you also want to be very kind and polite and kind to the teachers, or else just the very slightest bit of disrespect will get you 80 days of ISS.
Post Oak Middle School is a crazy school.
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