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were a guy has only 1 nut in there sack. like how a girl or guy can have 3 tits. WEIRD!
as jimmy pulled down his pants infront of his girl she noticed he had a single nut
Bruh I just choked the chicken. That was a gourmet nut
When you place your throbbing cock in between someone's testicles, as if you're getting titty fucked, and you thrust your penis within these balls until you climax.
Ivan with Overlooked ENT got nut fucked by Andy on this day in which we celebrate our Independence day. Bill Pullman, RIP!
The common occurrence that men experience after an intense fap session, to be Nutted Shut is quite a painful experience, as one temporarily lacks the ability to piss.
It is a long tedious process to try and urinate after masturbation, but if you manage to (very unlikely), you will be met by the most god-awful burning sensation you have ever experienced. This specific sensation feels like you are being stabbed in the urethra by millions of tungsten carbide needles. The only people who can somehow tolerate/avoid this little scenario is the fap aficionado, which is mentioned in a different article.
Jerry Jerkoff: Ugh...
Freddy Fapsalot: What’s wrong jerry?
Jerry Jerkoff: Oh man, I just Nutted Shut so bad today.
Freddy Fapsalot: Dude, you could have prevented that by pissing before you decided to choke your chicken.
Jerry Jerkoff: Thanks Freddy, I’ll use that the next time I feel horny and lonely.
A reluctant cumshot, a nut that takes more effort than it should to bust.
He took a lot of extra work to finish, he was suffering a bit of ginger-nut
To impregnate a female.
My life has been nothing but hell after I found out I nut knocked that chick from Lazlo's party.
When you are about to fap but it's not a good place or time to nut.
I really needed to rub one out, but I was at my friends house so there was nut danger. So I waited until I got home later.