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When a subject suspected of criminal activity is captured by police using stealth, speed and incomparable power.
Oh man, that crackhead just met the one eight train.
A scale used to measure how fucked a situation is. Typically used when the question is not whether or not a situation is fucked, but to what degree.
Alex: Hey guys, we just ran out of gas.
Bob: So, where do we fall on a scale of one to fucked?
Alex: The nearest gas station is fifteen miles away.
Bob: So... fucked.
The same as Jerking off or the 5 Knuckle Shuffle
Did you hear Nic Pledged a Fraternity?
Yaa now he sleeps and showers with 50 guys in the same room. He said he has to go into the bathroom to Knuckle one off!
A slang used by people who know the real name of OMFG (music producer) calling out his small penis.
Person 1: Dudeee! Have you heard of the music producer OMFG aka. Alex Savage?
Person 2: Yeah, he's a one inch bergen.
Released on January 26, 2008 at Göteborg International Film Festival in Sweden and Oct 31 in the US(in select theaters).
A Swedish film based on the novel about a boy named Oskar who befriends a vampire named Eli. It's a gritty film about murdering to live, friendship, adolescence and love. Let the Right One In has much more depth than Twilight and takes away the banality of most vampire films. Director Tomas Alfredson is a genius and the cinematography is simple but beautiful. The film stars Kåre Hedebrant(oskar) and Lina Leandersson(Eli). It is both their first debut film. The movie is so critically acclaimed that it has 18 wins and 2 nominations. The director Edward Wright(Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz) even put Let the Right One In as his number 1 film of 2008.
Forget Twilight, watch Let the Right One In
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To take a dump, especially when great quantities of ejecta are involved.
to jettison stage one (expr.):
"Uhh. That was exhausting."
"Core dump?"
"More like jettisoning stage one."
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While taking a dump, a person simply produces just one big long piece of shit that amazes the human eye. Although, this will be the only piece of shit you're able to get out during your entire bathroom session, the joy that comes with it is immeasurable. Common feelings include deep satisfaction, amazement, relief, and a well sense of being.
"I felt like my ass was gonna explode after all those tacos we ate man! But, instead I just had a one shit wonder! The thing had to be a good foot and a half long. So satisfying. So soothing"
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