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Someone who is “unfortunately straight” doesn’t actually like women/men and their interests, but is unfortunately sexually attracted to them.
Girl 1: What's wrong with that guy?
Girl 2: He's butthurt that I rejected him because he's unfortunately straight.
Girl 1: What does that mean?
Girl 2: It means that he is sexually attracted to a person but cares not about their interests or anything that makes them a human.
Girl 1: So he see's you as an object to satisfy his wants and needs without reciprocation?
Girl 2: Exactly.
someone who doesn’t actually like women/men and their interests, but is unfortunately sexually attracted to them.
Girl 1: What's wrong emwith that guy?
Girl 2: He's unfortunately straight.
Girl 1: What does that mean?
Girl 2: it means it's unfortunate that he's sexuallt attracted to women but doesn't care about their interests and only views them as an object to satisfy sexual needs and to cater to his every whim.
Someone that straight but will get down with dudes at parties.
Freddy: which girl did you sleep with last night.
Jeremy: last night I was cabin straight.
Pull your pants down and navigate to the right ball.
the STRAIGHT BALL is the right ball and you better protect it by staying out of the the PEDOPHILES celebration ball.
Please suck my right ball first as that is my STRAIGHT ball because I am really superstitious about deviant homosexual rumors.
A term used to describe an ugly human being. A filthy, unattractive, sick, muttly creature.
D: So did you see his girlfriend?
S: Yeah man, she was straight gremmin.
thatrandomperson and teegan
Straight dudes not knowing what half of things are (sexualities)
The type of birds round Liverpool who drink gin and shout at the top of their lungs in public places for no apparent reason. Generally characterised by having straight long hair, often half-heartedly waved on occasion. They tend to sleep around.
Guy 1: ‘Lad it’s dead in here yeno.’
Guy 2: ‘Ah never mind bro here comes the straight hair gang innit.’