Milked the Chickens

(V) To totally screw up. Have good intentions, but fail miserably.

Tyson got up early, shaved and had a cup of coffee. But the second he spoke to the client, he really "milked the chickens."

Chocolate chip and milk

When you creampie a chick, then grab a cookie put it in their ass for chocolate. then after their pussy for the milk and eat it

Jessica let me have a chocolate chip and milk last night, I can’t get the taste out of my mouth

Sniffing Milk

Just as when one is approaching a perishable item such as milk, when one is " Sniffing Milk" one is treading carefully and investigating in order to avoid potential disaster.

Mondale was cautious about investing in the new business venture, so he spent extra time sniffing milk.

Muscle milk

Almost signed off

I can lift 360 after a warm up & muscle milk

muscle milk

a handjob from a cheap prostitute

"hey joe i'm gonna go buy some muscle milk from your mom"

Milk socky

A milk socks is when you drench you sick in milk and let is dry then use it to stick up someone’s living place

Hey bro I just milk sockyed you lmfao

Better Cereal in the Fridge than milk in the Pantry

This phrase, coined by one Mark Hymen Able, is used in lieu of “things could be worse”. I seek no bias, i in fact think it’s Mediocre at best so what I’m looking for is a honest voting from unrelated third parties as to if this phrase is in fact witty and eloquent, as it’s author might suggest

I paid extra and took the afternoon off work to catch the earlier flight home to Perth. Upon arrival and check in we were informed flight was delayed 3 hours and we weren’t allowed to leave the terminal as it was a domestic stopover on an international flight so we had to go through customs so could not exit. I don’t have aids though so better cereal in the fridge than milk in the pantry.