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Potato

A person so dumb, they're a root vegetable, completely void of any sense.

"Holy shit, you just potato'ed all over this post."
"You got banned because you needed a potato time-out."
"Why did you DD, you potato?! "
"Share your recent awkward potato moments with me please"

by 1Potato2Potato3Potato4 January 13, 2017


potato

PROBABLY THE MOST BADASS VEGGIE ON THIS GOD DAMN PLanET. THIS BITCH CAN BE EATEN AS BREAKfAST LUNCH AND DINNER. DAMN. U NEED BREAKFAST? GET FUCKIN HASHBROWNS YOU RETARD. NEED FOOD FOR HOLIDAYS? EAT THESE FUCKERS MASHED OR BAKED. NOW YOU GON GET SOMBITCHES IF YOU SHOW THEM THE SIZE AND NUMBERS OF YOUR POTATOES. SHE'LL Be ON YOUR DICK IN A MINUTE

bill: you need food for thanksgiving?
tom: N O I FUCKING DONT I GOT POTATOES YOU SOYBOY

by SaltyMann May 7, 2018


Potato

A potato is usually a female called jess who likes to eat and sleep while also playing badminton or reading fan fictions about BTS. She is extremely gay but refuses to leave the closet much to the dismay of her wife.

Idk lmao potato

by IAmAPotatoDuhh December 15, 2018


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POTATOES!
INDEED

by MACANDCHEESEMAN77 January 27, 2021


Potato

look at Jacksepticeye's page

"he is potato"

by CarlosTheTurtle September 5, 2021


Potato

Bad player(s) in a video game. Typically a first person shooter. There will be no further explanation.

Their entire team is filled with potatoes

This kid is a potato at this game

I swear if this potato camps in the corner again I'm going to fucking lose it!

by Thatoldguydownthestreet March 18, 2017


potato

a body shaper that you put under your clothes to snatch your body

“mom where’s your potato? i don’t like the way my body looks in this dress.” :(

by yrusmtm March 11, 2022